Michael Jordan look-a-like lawsuit
An idiot sued Michael Jordan because he says Michael
Jordan looks like him. This supposedly causes people everywhere to
approach him. He sued Michael Jordan AND the founder of Nike, Phil
Knight, for $832 million dollars. And guess who was the lawyer
representing this moron? Himself.
You know your multi-million
dollar case is retarded when you can't even get a lawyer. If this
dude had even 1 braincell, he would use his Michael Jordan
look-alike status to make money. Like by standing in Times Square in
New York City and selling autographs to stupid tourists. Or by
getting free meals at every restaurant.
Obviously this numbskull enjoys
the attention because he shaves his head like Michael Jordan and
also wears an earring. Hey dope! You can't sue somebody because you
look like them! This would be like if Rosie O'Donnell sued the moon.
Or if Paris Hilton sued an anorexic pelican.